Too Much Self-Care?

I wake up before the sun

And go back to sleep until sunrise is done

Then it’s time for all the things

Like oils and mantras and a bell that dings

A few hours of breathwork to make me feel good

No matter what’s happening in my neighborhood

Followed by some heat and then cold

To power me up and stop me getting old

Up next, a float for another few hours

That mellows me out and gives me more powers

Along with chanting and affirmations galore

When I think I’m all done, I do just a few more

Drinking some hot tea and then reading the leaves

Gives me an idea of what’s coming over the eaves

As does checking out my astrology chart

And clearing my chakras, especially the heart

Time to go sit by my dog Sawyer’s grave

So that videos, pics, and memories I’ll save

I use crystals to bring up whatever needs healing

And yoga to chill out and stop me from reeling

I listen to sounds and motivational speeches

While I meditate on one of various beaches

Now that my self-care list is put away

I’m finally ready to start my day

Now that I’m clear in my heart and head

Oh no, now it’s nighttime and I’m off to bed